Some wonderful definations

LOL.........

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) On site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.

Think differently and positively

Click on the picture to enlarge & read cleary....

MBA (vs) BE

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student


A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.


Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute..
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"


The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".



"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"
"This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......"

Interesting Body Facts....

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of
human body facts will leave you wondering why we were designed the way we are.

1. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
2. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
3. The smallest is the male sperm.
4. You use 200 muscles to take one step.
5. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
6. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
7. A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.
8. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
9. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
10. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
11. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
12. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
13. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair..
14. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
15. There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
16. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
17. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
18. Your teeth start developing (in your gums) 6 months before you are born.
19. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
20. Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.
21. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
22. At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test...

Now remove your thumb from your nose and share with your friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well.

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2009,
Written by an African Kid


When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

And you calling me colored?

Optical Illusion

In this optical illusion, if you follow the movement of the rotating
pink dot with your eyes, the dots will remain only one color, pink.
(Click on below picture, if it not moving)

However, if you stare at the black + in the center, the moving dot
will turn green.

Keep concentrating on the black + in the center of the
picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly
disappear and you will only see a single green dot moving in a circle.