Some wonderful definations

LOL.........

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) On site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

10) HR is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.

Think differently and positively

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MBA (vs) BE

M.B.A Student (vs) B.E Student


A MBA and a BE student go on a camping trip,
set up their tent, and fell asleep.


Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend and says:
"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The BE asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute..
"Astronomically speaking,
it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorological, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"


The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".



"ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE"
"This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain......"